You better have you all a bar of brown carbolic soap and a good stiff scrub brush near the radio this Monday midnight, as the Jukebox Boogaloo scours the drip pan beneath the great American song-fridge for the sleaziest, sloppiest, googa-mooga-crusted muck-platters we can get our hoary little hands on.
Get set for non-stop moronic blasts about jail bait, whistle bait, switchin' in the kitchen, churnin' butter, and the great big ten inch-------record.
So unsnap those wig-flaps, why doncha, for two soiled hours of primieval sax and violence, featuring such lobotomized crud classics as "Strollie Bun" by the Blonde Bomber, "Chicken Grabber" by the Nighthawks, "Camel Walk" by the Saxons, "Beaver Shot" by the Periscopes, and "Bodacious" by the U.S. Rockets, and many more such epic lapses in taste, refinement, and bourgeois respectability.
Just be sure to run your radio throught the dishwasher in the morning---twice.