Whaddya say, gate? Are you in the know, or are you a solid bringer-downer? Here's the stone bible for you to collar that apple trickeration that will truly get your boots on!

Say, all you cats and chicks, don't be icky. Bust your conk on this mess and you'll be wailin' with the mellows.

Hepcats' Holiday is the new Friday morning show from those same fine folks who bring you (all right, it's just me so I guess it's 'that same fine folk who brings you') The Intercranial Whizbang