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Pirate Satellite Saturday at 9 AM CST

by Bruce Miller


Dear Claus,

Me and my girls are going to a Christmas crab boil. Ronald the Red-Nosed Reindeer got sick. So I gassed up the heavy-Chevy so you could make your rounds. Stay warm while you're out spreading Christmas joy, and here's a tape for you to ride out to.

Love,

Mrs. Claus

 

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