Ladies and Gentlemen, Soul Brothers and Soul Sisters, Funkateers of every race, creed, age, and color of the rainbow, may we have your attention please:

It is indeed our great privilege and pleasure to announce that The Jukebox Boogaloo with the Prince O'Wails will be your new weekend star-time source for the baddest, rarest, and crate-diggin'est deep cuts of Soul, Funk, R&B, Garage, Beat, Surf, Psych, Rockabilly, and the Palm at the End of the Mind.

That's right, we'll be gettin' it ON in between your ears and underneath your pants every Saturday nite, from 10 to midnite.

That's prime fish fry and rent party time my brothers and sisters---So get your greasy fingers ready to drunk-dial requests for your party time favorites. Ready to Watusi? You choosey. Clock says mashed potato time? Ding Dong, it's on. Itchin' to bump, slide, grind, shimmy, shake, black bottom, cakewalk and twist? Shake your butt and get your wish.

Welcome, my freinds to the Land of 1 Dunce and his 1,000 Dances.