Does this program involve poetry?  Yes.  Is this an interview with a famous poet?  No.  Are dolphins involved in this program?  Yes.  Is the musician formerly known as Global Catsick involved in this program?  Yes.  Does this program incorporate sounds from outside the United States?  No.  Does this program incorporate sounds from Minneapolis, Minnesota?  Yes.  Did you knowingly use the phrase "Where can I find pie?" anywhere in this program?  Your honor, I object to the nature of that question!  Question withdrawn, your honor.  Acknowledged; you may proceed with your questioning, Mr. Mason.  Thank you, your honor.  Just one last question.  Did you or did you not knowingly combine lethal quantities of marmoleum and sunight to produce this so-called poetry show? [Defendant smiles ambiguously {see picture}.]